When I'm in pain and can sit no more
and my back and bum feel very sore.
I pull you out and promptly sit.
My Bum Box is a perfect fit!
You can support 120 kilograms.
That's me or Phil plus a bag of yams.
We plan to take you everywhere
because we came and brought no chair.
You fold up flat when we are done
and provide us with a lot of fun.
Woe to those who go without
a Bum Box...they will truly pout!